Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

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drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

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chocolate star monster

A Chocolate Star Monster is a Homorsexual male who prefer's to give anal intercourse and not receive it.

"Look at the size of the gay brick layer, you can tell he is a chocolate star monster, no queer boy could handle him"

by BrightEyez March 12, 2008

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church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

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