After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
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Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
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The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
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If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
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person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
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person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
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