mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Button Masher

1. (V.) The act of randomly and erratically pressing buttons (with barely a clue as to what is happening) when playing a game (esp. fighting game).

1. (N.) A game which requires little more than mindless button mashing to win.
2. A person who engages in the act of button mashing because they:
-Never played the game before.
-Suck.
-Are about to die/lose and panic easy.
3.A character in a game (esp. fighting game) who will unleash hell no matter how stupidly you press the buttons.

Eddy Gordo from Tekken and Maxi from Soul Caliber are classic button masher examples.

Dynasty Warriors is a button masher.

"Christie Montiero wins"
guy: Dude, stop button mashing!
noob: Na man, pure skill.

by Kappu February 5, 2009

Dead Skin Mask

Dead Skin Mask is the definitive Slayer Tribute band. They have toured several countries, and have been featured as the #1 tribute band in metal magazines.

Dead Skin Mask is the only Slayer tribute to have toured the world.

by Averil October 3, 2005

Masturbatastic

Any material which is worth masturbating to may be referred to as masturbatastic. Pornography, or anyone you would like to see featured in pornography is classed as masturbatastic. 'Wanktastic' is an acceptable variation.

1) This shit is masturbatastic.
2) Your sister is masturbatastic.

by Dr. Bint June 7, 2004

Masterpiece of Shit

Something that is so incredibly awful and stupid that it becomes awesome in its crappiness. Particularly used for music but can be applied otherwise.

Pink Dinosaur is a masterpiece of shit.

by The Domo February 10, 2005

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003