1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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As in: Mary Jane is in my mind again
She brings me dreams
And gets me high again
Lets me know
That I should just let go
Of all the troubles in my life again
She brings me dreams
And gets me high again
Lets me know
That I should just let go
Of all the troubles in my life again
by Songwriter1 April 19, 2013
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Want to see my big cock ?
No, but I'd like dinner and a movie with the other guy:)
Shes Mary Rottencrotch, I know because I saw full metal jacket and she must have a pile of poopy in it if she doesn't vant me
No, but I'd like dinner and a movie with the other guy:)
Shes Mary Rottencrotch, I know because I saw full metal jacket and she must have a pile of poopy in it if she doesn't vant me
by Money budlinks October 28, 2013
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by My mom is rad January 1, 2014
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Properly used in a conversation:
Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."
Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"
Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."
Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"
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