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wait-listed

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.
you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!
by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010
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designated listener

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak
by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006
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listepik

another word for "sneaky penis".

1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.

2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.
You are such a listepik!
by Swayspoon March 20, 2011
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listenative

A personal quality of being proficient at listening attentively to people during a conversation.
Man, I always like telling my stories to Joe, he's so listenative.
by JosephLager June 15, 2009
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can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
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listentoable

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.
<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.
by Annie Wills May 19, 2007
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listswerv

From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.
Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.
by CassandraNova August 21, 2007
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