quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

(Verb) When a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is laying down on her stomach (the "lazy dog") and his penis slips out and pokes her in the anus (the "brown fox"), either accidentally or intentionally.

Last night in bed with Trisha, my quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and she made me sleep on the couch (or) Last night, Steve's quick brown fox jumped over my lazy dog, so I kicked him out of bed.

by farkette2000 November 27, 2013

latex lazy

Being too lazy to wear a condom when having sex with a woman.

" Hey dude, jessica's pregnant and now we're expecting a kid all because i was latex lazy."

by steverweeeeeeee December 10, 2008

Crazy-lazy-enza

When someone, who has perfected the art of procrastination, invents illnesses to justify not accomplishing any tasks for that day.

Meghan used Crazy-lazy-enza to avoid folding laundry while complaining of imaginary flu like symptoms.

by Herman/DBB December 27, 2010

instant lazy rush

When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.

yo man i just had an instant lazy rush

by i get beat by my parents September 19, 2018

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Roundabout Lazy

An elusive form of laziness that involves doing more work than necessary in one area in order to avoid doing work in another.

I was so Roundabout lazy today; I didn't feel like rewriting my message, so I sent a follow-up message to clarify.

by BoxMonkey January 15, 2009

Jiggabum [lazy] [bum] [jigga]

A Jiggabum , is a lazy / rude person , who thinks they have you wrapped around their finger , and can do with you what they like .

Jiggabum lazy bum jigga

My ex boyfriend was a Jiggabum , he lived in my house cost free for 2 years and still thought he could run shit ... Curtis is a Jiggabum ..

by Sasafraz87 January 29, 2009