This is a term used to describe somthing that is overblown,with either hype or extras.One may often have a very small penis if one needs something king ranched.A truck by ford is king ranched (F250 KING RANCH).The owners of said truck are most often "tools"with little manhoods.
by car tv February 26, 2010
one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.
Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK
by Chase Mclean April 24, 2005
by supernerds June 17, 2009
by Timbit June 06, 2012
someone who thinks they are more important than they are
someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened
someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened
".... and now he thinks he's king shit"
"he's acting like king shit"
"he's just another king shit, so who cares"
"he's acting like king shit"
"he's just another king shit, so who cares"
by DWatson March 18, 2005
every student that goes here is either a whore, a dealer, fake ass bitch or being forced to attend. some kids are pretty chill but probably lie about what school they go to unless they go to fbcw(cult like church). stay away from the fbcw kids there a strange breed. wcc(chill church) kids are the chillest. many pretend they go to seqoyah high school(nearby public school) and cherokee high school(crackhead public school) by attending their football games and only posting pics w out ppl from kings. many see going to kings as an embarrassment and it’s clear why. also teachers have no clue in hell what there doing. many students want to “kms” but only a few brave souls have tried. some rlly weird kids. some rlly chill kids. also the dress code is fucked up for girls. way to small for the number of students. and if you voluntarily go to the monday wednesday session, i hope your parents disown you.
person not from kings: so what school do you go to?
weird kid: the kings academy
any other student: i’d rather not say
weird kid: the kings academy
any other student: i’d rather not say
by ugly fathead October 04, 2019
by Jr0ckk April 06, 2020