Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand

Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!

by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Jesse

Jesse is an amazing girl who loves people who don't get on her nerves! She's generally a nice person if your not getting on her nerves. She will help in anyway she can.

Jesse? Can you help me?
Yeah! Sure!

by NIKKIISAMAZ!! March 8, 2022

jesse puljujärvi

Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers

Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey

by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021

Jesse

Funny, outgoing, loyal person. He is a gamer not by choice, but by heart. He always has jokes to tell and spreads positive vibes around the whole group. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, but you don't want to mess with him. He doesn't back down from anyone who messes with him or his closest friends. Jesse is not the friend you want, but the friend you need!

"Jesse won't take anyone's shit!" "You always need new jokes and stories to laugh at, Jesse's that guy."

by Migwelo April 22, 2020

Jesse

A badass who always is ready to have fun time is protective with people he cares about and have a massive dick and is a car truck motorcycle person and has amazing dirty/dark jokes and at least dose a f bomb 69 times a day

Idk I was bored so I made it about a friend and he is a fun person. So I had to define him in the best way "damn it jesse are you under the cat and lost the 10 mil" jesse "fuck shit son of a fucking fuck I fucki g got oil on my self and massive dick hurts when working on the truck cause I dropped a oil filter

by John's nut sack December 3, 2021

Jess

Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.

Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.

What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?

by Unicornboi May 6, 2020