jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

Jess (scoot)

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.

Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep

by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

Jesse Rider

tall man with big penis.

Becky: have you seen Jesse rider
Beth: yeah he has the biggest penis I have ever seen

Becky:and hes so tall

by bighkdhore October 21, 2021

Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:

Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.

by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021

Jess

Backstabbing bitch

I wish I knew Jess
I wouldn’t she’s a backstabbing bitch

by Best karma December 24, 2021

Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Jesse Sierman

Absolute Daddy of a man, makes me question my sexuality. I hope he notices me sometime, (I'm Gay).

I love Jesse Sierman

by LazerBeam88 October 3, 2023