jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

by al (: February 25, 2009

jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.

1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

jacked

ripped, pumped, diesel

T$ is fuckin jacked

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.

Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.

by JAX8 June 24, 2010

jacked up truck

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin

city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!

by rererererererereredneck March 7, 2017

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009