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ass-hat

One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.
by Iceburg124 December 22, 2004
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Ass Kisser

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
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lame ass

1. A person that is being a bastard and knows it.

2. Something/someone that is unpleasant or boring.
"What kind of lame ass shit is this? I'm out, man."
by Meka August 23, 2003
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sucks ass

Much worse than "suck". Something that sucks to the nth power.
I can't believe I sat through that garbage! That sucked ass!
by S-ISM September 19, 2005
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Ass Mount

1. Someone or something that seems to be behind you everytime you turn around, as if they are mounted to your ass.
2. A person who always has to do everything with you even though you don't want them to.
3. A pet that constantly follows you around the house and gets in your way.
1. "Get the hell off me you Ass Mount."
2. "Stop being suck an Ass Mount and get your own damn life."
3. "Dude, your dog is such an Ass Mount, every where I go I'm tripping over him."
by TCW00dy March 16, 2004
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volleyball ass

The best kind of sports ass and/or white ass.
White volleyball ass is the best kind of white ass.
by Confederacy October 13, 2008
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hot in the ass

A female who is horny and looking. The term comes from the fact that when a female mamale comes into heat, their genital area increases in temperature to help attract males.
"Tasha was so hot in the ass last night she did the whole crew"
by Dwayne Boyd December 28, 2005
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