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post-nut hangover

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The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
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When the 2 NFL teams that competed in the super bowl suck the following season
Person 1: Hey didn't the rams win the super bowl? Why are they bad?
Person 2: They have Super Bowl Hangover.
by boybeluger November 7, 2022
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doggy daycare hangover

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What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.
When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!
by GlazeHer August 6, 2023
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Social Contact Hangover

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(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023
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colonizer's hangover

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an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.
-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.

-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
by soquetemojado January 26, 2024
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Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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Hungover the moon

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Colloquial take on the classic idiom, 'Over the moon'.

The short, sweet period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in.
'How are you feeling today?'

'Pretty good, actually. I'm hungover the moon!'
by Spagalucci September 22, 2012
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