asshole grease

the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.

Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)

by Mfountasia December 8, 2011

blazer pussy grazer

When either the driver of a motor vehicle or a passenger in that motor vehicle reaches to the row of seating located directly behind them to participate in sexual activities with another passenger.

Chris: Hey Blake! did you hear Ryan gave Sam the blazer pussy grazer in the back of your car while you were driving yesterday!?

Tyler: I know, Sam is such a whore!

Blake: Wow, no way! what a dirty cunt!

by John-Jacob Gingle-HeimerSchmit November 30, 2009

Greatest Generation

The generation of men and women who selflessly served in the armed forces of America during WW2 and helped stop the tide of Nazi and Japanese aggression. Alot better than today's generation of pacifist pussies and terrorist appeasers. With the exception of those in the armed forces now. God Bless them.

The Greatest Generation is sadly fading away, day by day. The memorial dedicated to their service to their country will be the most beautiful this country ever built.

by Bruiser235 May 7, 2004

gretzer

like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing

Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!

by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

Greatest

A Prince by the name of... (nvm the name, you already know who you are) ;)

The Prince is the greatest.

by Army princess January 29, 2017

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018