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Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
by roper.6 September 30, 2011
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shit goose

Someone who thinks they're a gangster from New York who can't cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.
R.J. Brown is the biggest shit goose ever! Wait, isn't his name goose shit? That's the way the ladies known him.
by Trader Joess May 19, 2009
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take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
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Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.
We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.
by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006
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The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
I Gave her the Goose.
by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007
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Frosty goose

When you masturbate and cum on someones face or body when they are sleeping. Best done at parties to poeple that are passed out
Dustin went to sleep last night and I gave him a frosty goose.
by nlgeagheahgeagheagawegha January 29, 2006
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Canada Goose

A bird with a brown body, a white belly, and a black neck. They like areas with bodys of water. They usually eat grass and sometimes eat fish. It’s also called the Canadian Goose.
Hey, look! There is a Canada goose in the lake over there.
by SnOwY98 April 4, 2018
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