fingering

sticking two or more fingers up a girls pussy hole moving them about sharply and having enjoyment sex using ur fingers.

me fingering alice and watching her have orgasims everytime

by steee January 5, 2006

fingerrhea

1. Diarrhea of the fingers - the written equivalent to verbal diarrhea

2. A condition that develops when typing a quick thought turns into a spewing of disorganized spontaneous words that quickly deteriorates into written chaos, not necessarily associated with watery fecal evacuations.

3. A long and often inappropriate response to a simple courtesy IM question like "What's up," when the answer realistically should be "not much."

4. The act of typing TMI (too much information).

5. The result of thoughts flowing directly from the brain to the fingers in a chat session where there they pass no filter and once typed cannot be taken back, unless of course you immediately type FINGERRHEA! in the chat which nullifies the stupid words you just typed and requires forgiveness.

1. "Wow that was a long email!"
"Indeed! Sylvia had another bout of fingerrhea!"

2. Fingerrhea in action "Hey, really quick - I love you! But maybe you don't love me, and if you do maybe you should tell me. I'd like to hear it, too, ya know? I think I want to get married and have your babies and then vacation in the south of France, love bunny, fru-fru, airchip, sundance, blib, gyrg, zzzzzzzzbup......."

3. "What's up?"
"Well I stubbed my toe this morning walking to the bathroom. This time it was my second toe; usually it's my big toe, but not today. Sometimes I stub my pinky toe - that really hurts bad. You know, maybe I should have turned on the light. You'd think I'd have the hallway memorized since I've lived there 5 years. Do you turn on your lights to walk to the bathroom?"

4. "Don't ask him what time it is - he will fingerrhea the meaning of time."

5. Girl: "Did you like the dress I wore last night?"
Guy: "UGLY!"
Guy: "FINGERRHEA!"

by Anonarrhea October 17, 2006

twinkle fingers

Similar to jazz hands, except with wiggled fingers rather than shaken wrists.

Can also refer to both done simultaneously (even though that's bloody hard to do).

Denotes that something is magical or special.

*raises arms in front of him a shoulderwidth apart, tilts them slightly for campness, and wiggles fingers as fast as possible to denote that something is magic or special - twinkle fingers!*

by The King of Carrot Flowers June 28, 2006

Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at [e-mail]

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008

fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011

two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 14, 2006

snickers fingers

1. referreing to a colored individual who steals or "snickers" peoples posessions.

2. used in reference when angry, a racial outburst

"That snickers fingers just jacked my shit."

"I just got so SNICKERED!"

by hoodhood August 15, 2008