Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time

'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'

by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017

Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.

My father made dinner today

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 3, 2024

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea

1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea

by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021