FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019

Tap Fap

When you are playing a typical tapping game on your phone (e.g. Tap Busters), whilst combining it with fapping. Tap Fap.

I love to Tap Fap!

by K0lnes September 3, 2018

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016