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English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009
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english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood
dayam he's gettin english wood again
by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004
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engrish

its the language that a japanese deathmetal/heavymetal/thrashmetal bands singer speaks see sabbat-metalucifer-sigh-cut throat-etc.
man that dude in metalucifer speaks the bad engrish.
by kriegaroth May 27, 2005
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EnglishPeterGob

One of several names given to atheistic Englishmen named Peter, they claim to be Australian, show low intellect, and have problems interacting socially, They are very abusive to people of faith.

GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer
GodFrostyAngel: “Hello EnglishPeterGob, are you still involved with the GodGobberAuzzieGobs cult?”

EnglishPeterGob: “Get !@#$ed, GodFrostyAngel, all you !@#$ing GodGobbing *^%$s give me the %$*^s! And stop calling me EnglishPeter!, I’m GodFrosty, the original AuzzieGob. So go and get !@#$ed.”

GodFrostyAngel: “OK EnglishPeterGob, The Lord is patient; He is waiting to embrace you.”
by JustToEasy June 26, 2008
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EnglishPeter

Peters who are English, but try to pass as Australians. They lack social graces, and violently abuse religious people.
GodFrosty GodFrostyAngel GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodGobberism GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter godgobber godgobberausssierosis godgobberization GodGobberist TheProfiler godgobberosis auzziegob god-gobber godbotherer
GodFrostAngel: "Hello EnglishPeter, would you like to come to our Bible Study class next week. The Profiler will be there, and he wants to help you?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobbing c#$t, shove your bible s%^t up your a&*e. And stop calling me EnglishPeter, I'm trying to be an Australian!"
GodFrostyAngel: "I'm sorry Peter, but isn't Peter your name?"
EnglishPeter: "Get f~!@ed, you godgobber!"
by AreYaHearingMe? October 1, 2008
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English Passengers

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"
by meeeeeee!!!! September 1, 2010
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Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language
I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful
by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012
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