edgelord

an edgelord is someone who likes to share their whole life on social media and make it very dramatic so people will feel bad for them. they like to pretend to be depressed on their snapchat stories - example “DONT HMU 😔💔” stuff like that. they also like to listen to emo rap like lil peep and ghostmane.

my snapchat is full of edgelords

by bluecrayons May 12, 2020

EdgeLord

The act, despite the sheer impossibility of it, both acting like a depressing little fuck, a 90's goth kid, AND spitting out mad fire at the same time.

Her edgy characters made her look like the dankest edgelord to every exist. Kill me now.

by bitchwithadicklolcow January 7, 2018

eder

The BFF who left me without thinling twice

we were BFF then she just stopped

by liken March 11, 2005

Edgardo

The event in which a large female with a funny ear yells viciously at a group of Caucasian males.

I was studying for a test and she turned around and Edgardo'd me in front of god and everybody!

by cheechorchong August 6, 2012

Edgar

Sucks dick for crack. Usually never gets payed.

Edgar: Hey man I’ll suck you up for a crack rock.

by Aye909 December 18, 2017

Straight Edge

is a bunch of losers who never get offered anything

and think smoking and drinking and drugs are bad WTF!?

and show up to gigs with tea and water and try to pick fights with people who are more richer better and have lives

straight edge is fucking retarded their like Nazis they try to force their life style on to others by force but they get the fuck beaten out of then cuz straight edge is weak and drunks could fuck 'em up!!

NORMAL person)"straight edge is gay"

other NORMAL person)"i know, i could beat them if i was drunk!!"

everyone)"hahahahah"

straight edge guys)*CRYING*

by sXeKILLA!!! August 23, 2009

edgelord

Gibberish invented by dickless international corporate cocksuckers to disparage the few people left in the world who are capable of thinking for themselves.

Bob: That guy on twitter just posted something Disney might not approve of.

Carol: What an edgelord!

by BigBadMrReality September 14, 2022