Round earther

stupid retards

Round eather: The earth is round flat earther!!! fortnite fortnite!!!??!!?
Flat earther: Shut up nerd this is why your dog got put down and then you momma shot yo dads balls shibba dibba libba ca libble dwibble cashibble balibble shut up Round earther ( stupid retards )

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH October 1, 2021

earthist

Based on intolerance of extraterrestrial species.

earthist remarks are considered by many to be another form of racism.

by Tony75 October 16, 2007

Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

by Elite December 2, 2003

earthworm

The act of defecating on a pane of glass. For example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. You would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the glass. The resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the glass. Known to occur most frequently in Philadelphia and its surroundings.

An earthworm has all the insult of a "pressed ham" with injury as well.

by amasdasdfkjghsdfkjgf January 1, 2006

Earth

A big round lump of crap floating in space

Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Scorched Earth

A bald spot that is typically found on a younger man's head that can be attributed to a personality that constantly displays extreme self-esteem issues, which in turn, causes unwarranted and completely random outbursts of fiery rage.

Student 1: Man! Why is that weird kid always flipping out on our spanish teacher?

Student 2: No idea, but I bet thats why he's got some Scorched Earth spreading across his Dome.

by NightmanCometh6 April 25, 2010

Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.

Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.

by spankyMc May 17, 2009