When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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I have you heard of king espis
Yeah why
Man I came across him in Fortnite he rebirthed 4 times before I rebirthed once
That king espis is definitely a basement dweller
He probably looks like a ghoul that hasn’t seen sunlight in years
Yeah why
Man I came across him in Fortnite he rebirthed 4 times before I rebirthed once
That king espis is definitely a basement dweller
He probably looks like a ghoul that hasn’t seen sunlight in years
by BO3THEGOAT January 12, 2025
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Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
Nonagon Esports isn’t here to participate; they’re here to take over.
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
by n9 Monteiro March 9, 2025
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Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth
That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday
by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025
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