A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.
by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016
Get the Douchebag mug.The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
Get the Californian douchebag mug.Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.
That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up
by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017
Get the douchebag mug.John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015
Get the Douchebag mug.An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014
Get the Douchebag mug.A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with
persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company”
by Mkvswagg December 7, 2021
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Person1-look it’s that guy Logan asking the jj dude to fight
Person1 and 2- fucking douchebag
Person1-look it’s that guy Logan asking the jj dude to fight
Person1 and 2- fucking douchebag
by Ruben portela July 7, 2021
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