by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
Get the Douchebagmug. Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
Get the Zellinger's Douchebagmug. The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
Get the Californian douchebagmug. A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015
Get the Douchebagmug. A human being (whether it be male or female) That not only acts very arrogant in social situations, but usually has a very low amount of intelligence as well to go with the way they act. They are psychologically usually convinced they are the smartest, best looking and Superior as compared to other people. If you insult one, they usually try their best to get into fight with you, or they try to turn the situation to make you look like you're the one in the wrong. Have a very hard time keeping employment to some degree because of inability to work with other people.
The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....
Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....
Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
by Not to educated February 9, 2022
Get the Douchebagmug.