Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.

I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.

by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildoofus

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.

Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.

by Squankorman May 28, 2019

Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019

dildoon

A dildoon is a portmanteau of dildo and spoon, used in corporate circles to represent the eventual collapse of the 8th dimension and the subsequent creation of the dildoon to inflict pain and suffering on those who were responsible for the collapse.

Me: Did you hear that MGP copped the dildoon after all?

You: Yes, it was inevitable after that mad chang that was getting bandied about for months.

by Antichang Anonymous April 18, 2019

dildorium

A dildo emporium!

Helen liked to show off her collection of dildos in her own personal dildorium

by Vanilla kinks June 25, 2019