Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk

Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain

by BunsParent December 7, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

Herpinus Derpino

"Herpinus Derpino" is a powerful spell that causes its victim to become dull and silly, like a derp.

"Herpinus Derpino!" Exclaimed the wizard as purple lighting burst out of his magic staff.

by TonyBony May 16, 2019

BO-Derant

When you’ve used deodorant but you can still smell your natural body odour.

I got a whiff of your BO-Derant.

by Theoriginaljackman December 10, 2019

Dallas drain pipe

When you get done after a sloppy Dallas and she swollows all the dip and cum

Dang girl, I didn’t expect my sloppy Dallas to turn into a Dallas drain pipe

by Dallas dan October 19, 2020

giga drain

Soul stealing top. Head that puts you to bed

She used giga drain and my sucked the kids right out of me!

by Yeverboy December 22, 2020