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Mikey Drain
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An excuse to
the wife
/
husband
for
coming home
drunk
Wife:
Look at
the state
of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband
:Mikey Drain
Mikey Drain
by
BunsParent
December 7, 2018
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