Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

Dildo Faggot

A ginger who indulge in various activities such as; CBT and Pegging

Hey John go peg that Dildo Faggot

by Lolerrr December 8, 2021

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

Rocky Dildoa

1.Someone who thinks their solid, but is just really gay.
2.Makes themselves seem like they're hard but run away at the first sign of danger.
3.Thinks they are Rocky Balboa but really love it up the arse.

That kid over their is acting like Rocky Dildoa, go bang the queer.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Dildo smash

to pulverize someones head with a recently used dildo, ranging from 6-14 inches long.

GUY 1-"dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating dildo. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. "

GUY 2-"sounds to me like you got dildo smashed."

GUY 1-"yah bro. shit hurts and the worst part was she screamed DILDO SMASH while she did it."

by unicorn rapist May 20, 2012