sloppy cooter

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

Double cooter snooter

When a male lays down one line of dat china white on each side of a sexy mamas cooter, then taking two equal length straws blows both lines while licking said sexy mamas cooter

No nigga back when I was on dat white girl, I used to chill with this bad mama and do double cooter snooters off dat bitch all da time yo.

by Shnipsy the gypsy September 6, 2013

zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

coot

Something that is defined as the best there is.

That car is the coot.

by Pauly Wattaz August 1, 2007

Cooter

What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter?
:everyone else: Probably making a flag.

by wdeafdasg July 28, 2006

Cootercologist

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003