Carrot

A group of 2 persona that are cutting themselves as Selfharm, the persons call each other carrots, because you can also cut in carrots. (me and my friend are this so i think i can make a joke abt it)

Hey Carrot! how are your arms today? i asked.

by Floortjeeeeh February 11, 2021

Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.

Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.

by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010

angry carrot

When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.

"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."

by #Goteem April 18, 2015

Churro

Penis

I didn't invite that gay guy to my house because he'd eat my churro.

by Don Jean November 6, 2014

Carrots and Onions

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.

Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?

by heyousup March 10, 2007

Carrolled

To cheat someone out of something. To fleece. To steal money, or awards that rightfully belong to others. To inflate the worth of a product far beyond its true value.

USC got Carrolled. They thought they had it all but they end up with nothing but sanctions.

The Cardinals got Carrolled. They drafted Leinart in the first round and he was a bust. They lost an enormous amount of time and money in that deal.

The NFL is getting Carrolled. How many Trojan draft busts are there? A LOT. What great marketing for such a bad product.

by Realmatic October 7, 2010

snap her carrot

Causing the girl to orgasm. Snapping one's own carrot is jerking off, so it stands to reason that to snap another's carrot is to jerk them off or cause them to orgasm. I first entered this term in the Urban Dictionary in 2002 or 2003 after noticing that an erect clitoris sometimes looks kind of like a carrot. I first read it in reference to masturbation, as in "He's busy snapping his carrot" here in the Urban Dictionary about 2 months ago (Aug '07)

Example 1:At the end of a vigorous tongue dancing session I was able to snap her carrot.
Example 2:Using a diesel-powered dildo enabled Sally to snap her carrot more times than I could count.

by keith perdue October 27, 2007