Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.
The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.
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Also may be interpreted as a sleazy barfly of the Old West who frequents taverns, wears cowhide knee-guards, spits chewed tobacco, and believes that a pistol-duel is a excellent problem solver.
Also may be interpreted as a sleazy barfly of the Old West who frequents taverns, wears cowhide knee-guards, spits chewed tobacco, and believes that a pistol-duel is a excellent problem solver.
Cowboy #1: "Gimme a chaw 'O tobacky will ya?"
Cowboy #2 (technically a "cow girl"): "Naw, you didn't pay me back the chaw I gave you before"
Cowboy #1: "Shutup and gimme the damn chaw woman!"
Cowboy #3: "Don't talk to my wimmin like that!"
Cowboy #3 hurls a fist at Cowboy #1, Cowboy #1 parries the attack easily, and throws another one but misses.
Cowboy #2 stands up from her chair, and lodges both of her fists into the brawler's chins.
Cowboy #2: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaah!"
Cowboy #1 takes a half-full beer glass and breaks it on the head of Cowboy #3, knocking him unconcious before proceeding to pin Cowboy #2 to the ground and lifting her skirt up.
Cowboy #2 (technically a "cow girl"): "Naw, you didn't pay me back the chaw I gave you before"
Cowboy #1: "Shutup and gimme the damn chaw woman!"
Cowboy #3: "Don't talk to my wimmin like that!"
Cowboy #3 hurls a fist at Cowboy #1, Cowboy #1 parries the attack easily, and throws another one but misses.
Cowboy #2 stands up from her chair, and lodges both of her fists into the brawler's chins.
Cowboy #2: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaah!"
Cowboy #1 takes a half-full beer glass and breaks it on the head of Cowboy #3, knocking him unconcious before proceeding to pin Cowboy #2 to the ground and lifting her skirt up.
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