Comber

A dirty poo, one that is usually not flushed. The poo tends to be of an odd color and investigation usually takes place into who made it.

Oi, which one of you left that fat comber in the loo?

by UrbanListenerListening November 16, 2010

cobonostic

When a situation is difficult to describe and makes the heart feel warm.

People gathering and giving to the poor are cobonostic.

by Bobby33 December 16, 2008

Combat Arms

Everyone is a "hacker" at all times. Elites have been given the power to kick anyone as they please. all high ranks spend there allowances/job money on stuff they dont even need. Massive amounts of QQ from whoever you kill

HE SHIFTED ME? NO YOU NOOB HACKER QQ KICK HIM

Headshot? NO. Aimbot KICK

He killed me? I was camping in the same spot the whole game and he actually killed me? NO HACKS KICK KICK KICK RAGE RAGE RAGE

New Player Wait the elite kicked me for killing him? why?
Combat Arms Veteran Welcome to CA your're new huh

by iAmPro July 22, 2011

comb-over

When a guy is balding majorly in the middle of his head and has long hair on the sides, he combs it over the top of his head and creates the (hysterical) illusion that he has more hair than he really does.

Nice comb-over grandpa.

by AlphaDog December 22, 2003

Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).

Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

COMB

Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.

I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.

by jjnord June 20, 2010

cambodian cheeseburger

a cambodian cheeseburger is an acient sexual act. this act consists of placing the males testicals into a bloody mule skull, then the testicles are placed in the female (or males, for a male cambodian cheeseburger search cambodian vegan burger) asshole, then, placed in the girls mouth. the girl is then executed.

i gave her a cambodian cheeseburger. she died peacefully.

by mrcambodiacheeze March 28, 2009