COMB 

n. (abbr) Camera Off, Meetings in Bed.

When you have early video meetings or you’ve stayed up late on a school night and need a lazy morning. Refers to turning off your laptop camera and keeping your microphone on mute so your colleagues can’t see or hear that you’re still in bed. Used predominantly in work-from-home situations, particularly during global pandemics.

10:24pm on a Sunday: quarter can of beer remaining...
*thinks to self*

Should I stop binging Star Trek and go to bed at a reasonable time so I’m fresh for my long day of meetings tomorrow? Nah, I’ll just treat myself to a COMB morning!
*opens new can of beer*

COMB by Mijawe January 11, 2021

Comb 

(verb) - To search through a crowd of people (to "Comb") seeking out, and flirting with the attractive females.

We combed hard at that party! I got like 4 numbers!

Comb by ImMcLovinIt May 12, 2011

comb 

A toothed device used for grooming and styling hair. Modern combs are usually made of plastic, but combs have been manufactured for thousands of years from a variety of materials including metal, wood and bone.

"I used a comb to style my luxuriant coif this morning."

comb by wordnerd119 December 27, 2011

COMB 

Cum On My Butthole
It's internet Macro speak for when you want somebody to cum on your butthole or imply that somebody is enough of a fag to want your cum on their butthole.

I was doing my hair and said I needed my comb. Next thing you knew, my roommate shot a load on my anus.

COMB by jjnord June 20, 2010

comb 

choking on my bread.

When something is so funny that you choke on your metaphorical bread. Can also be amalgamated with lmao and rofl.
(Roflcomblmao = rolling on the floor laughing choking on my bread laughing my ass off)

Mike: bwahahahaha did you see those two girls fighting over that midget outside?
Dan: Yeah! Roflcomb!!

comb by Bod1 May 31, 2009

Comb 

A word expressing neatness or something extremely organized and overall appealing

"Bro that shirt is mad comb where'd you get it?"

"Yo I had to get totally comb for this banquet last night"

Comb by AM2hype4U May 14, 2017

Comb 

A meme version of cum

Mike hawk: I shided and farded and comb in my pants

Comb by Amongusfard June 20, 2021