Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

Closet Cheater

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.

LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE

by WMGXX March 25, 2025

Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual

John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!

by Awesoken June 17, 2020

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

Closet Gender

One who's gender identity is yet to be revealed. It's a secret forever.

You want to know my gender? To bad, i'm a closet gender

by analise burner April 30, 2019