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Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out
Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro
by KingofWheat July 3, 2020
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Oscar M:Clean Version

Oscar M is such a handsome young man, can get any girl he wants, so fine looking, good looking, gorgeous and pulchritudinous, all of his friends like him and is the smartest, he is so kittenish, coquettish.
God you're such and Oscar M:Clean Version, Boy replies: "thank you omg i feel so good and confident now"
by A Handsome Wise Man November 16, 2020
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Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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Good, Clean Fun

Yes, Family-friendly entertainment, but also the title of a Monkees song in which the title is never mentioned
Hey, let's listen to The Monkees' "Good, Clean Fun", it'll be good, clean fun!
by DixieChampagne September 13, 2022
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Mr. Clean

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.
Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"
by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006
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Batting Clean-up

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."
by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010
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dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.
Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?
by Richard November 23, 2004
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