Atom Bomb Assault

A disgusting summer time sex move that requires someone to shit into a bunch of condoms and paperclip them shut a few hours before having sex, and then let them bake out on the blacktop in the hot summer sun so they have the consistency of nuclear waste. Then, right before you have sex, you need to run outside and grab the condom "bombs" and put them into a shoebox and bring them to the bedroom you are using for sex. Then, right before you bust a nut, you have to make sounds like a B-52 bomber and drop the shitty latex bombshells all over the girl you are fucking. As they fall, be sure to make sound effects like bombs hitting the ground and make sure you hit every shot because you dont want to waste any poop that you took hours to prepare. Be sure to roll around in it afterwards, making sure you have the girl locked in the alligator fuckhouse position and while youre doing that pretend that youre dying from the fake atom bombs and vibrate your body unnecessarily, hopefully you will tear the womans vagina.

Example 1:
John: PSshheeeewwww BOOM! PSShheewwwwww BOOM!
Tina: God fucking damnit john what are you doing
John: BOOM! RUN TINA ATOM BOMBS
Tina: no you fuck thats a condom with shit in it that is paperclipped shut!
John: quick lets go to the bomb shelter!
Tina: what bomb shelter!? i cant even move youre performing and alligator fuckhouse and i am covered in steaming shit and condoms!
John: ahh i am dying from the radiation!!

Tina: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING SO MUCH THE POOP IS ALL OVER!
John: wow that was a great Atom Bomb Assault im glad i spent all my money on that big box of condoms and filled them with poop and threw them at you.

Example 2:

Old Lady 1: What are those condom shits in the street?
Old Lady 2: oh its just the neighbor John preparing his shits for an Atom Bomb Assault tonight.
Old Lady 1: Oh i remember the days when i used to do that
Old Lady 2: Yeah right when Carl got back from Japan, he showed me how he bombed Hiroshima by doing it to me. I was so proud of him.
Old Lady 1: Ahh to be young and covered in shit

by Diarrhea Dan April 19, 2011

jagr bomb

Mixing Red Bull and Jagrmeister together and throwing it down shot style. You can substitute other brands of energy drinks like Monster Energy, but the Jagr is a must. Taken best as a shot. Typical standars are as follows: 1 shot for fun, 2 of them to get fucked up, and 3 of them and you're probably going to black out and/or start a fight with your friends (assuming you're mixing in a couple stiff drinks between each shot like you should). Drinking to many Jagr Bombs could (and has) result in a trip to Detox.

"Damn, I had 5 Jagr Bombs last night. I can't remember anything, but I guess I punched my boy in the head. I got thrown out of the club and those Pigs ended up hauling me off to Detox."

by Mark Pearson August 12, 2006

cherry bomb

1. A type of firecracker that looks like a sphere rather than a cylinder. The inside typically contains flash powder that is detonated by means of a wick.

2. A type of 4-Square move in which one person will bounce the ball in an opponents square forcing the opponent to catch it on the fly.

3. A trick used by a bully on a seesaw. The bully will raise the victim's side into the air and then leap off, causing the victim to crash to the ground.

1. The cherry bomb blew off Timmy's fingers.

2. "FUCK YOU, USING YOUR CHEAP ASS CHERRY BOMB!"

3. Billy got hurt after Nelson cherry bombed him on the seesaw.

by Jim Fear May 12, 2010

Condom Bomb

After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.

I threw a condom bomb at that guys face.

by Apatt January 2, 2011

bomb-sauce

like the bomb, except much cooler. Has nothing to do with nuclear arsenal or other such weaponry related to the explosive tools of war. Much more of a person or action that is too cool or awesome to have any other word for

thats like the bomb-sauce of this whole party wizzatch!

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004

monster bomb

A variation on the classic boilermaker using Monster energy drink and vodka. Pour 4 oz of monster into a highball or bomb glass, drop in a shot of vodka, and enjoy.

What the reverse monster bomb is based off of.

Let's do some monster bombs before hitting the bars.

by Corey Dunn January 13, 2008

bomb ass pussy

the greatest substance known to man

"Bomb ass pussy
Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it
Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass pussy
Ma I know you got that bomb bomb pussy" --- Snoop Dogg, Holidae Inn

by Skario November 13, 2004