boof

a big oof

thats a boof

by Bartholomew tunner April 6, 2019

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Boof

Boof is most powerful being in universe

Boof can destroy universe with only 50% of his power

by CalebBillet September 25, 2019

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Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

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Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

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