Bubblin Blumpkin

You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.

Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.

by Newman Noggs July 20, 2009

Gummy Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.

I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.

by Days E. Chain December 19, 2012

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

by Marcookski January 27, 2010

Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin

Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.

Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!

by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012

Reverse Female Blumpkin

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

by maxreboband September 7, 2016

The Porta Potty Blumpkin

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.

While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.

by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018