by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
Get the Alabama Blumpkin mug.A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
Get the Blumpkin mug."Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022
Get the Blumpkin mug.by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022
Get the Reversal Blumpkin mug.It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Get the Blumpkin bagel mug.Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022
Get the In n out blumpkin mug.Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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