Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.

For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.

by MadWorld2200 July 30, 2009

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 19, 2006

northwolf bathes in diarrhea

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by fap fap March 18, 2005

gas bath

When a person in the engine repair business, pipe line repair industry or any other business is doused with gasoline or diesel fuel in the course of doing a job. This usually happens first thing in the morning and you stink like gas all day. This usually pisses you off and people tell you that you stink.

You smell like a gas pump!
No shit! I took a gas bath at work today.

When Joe opened the valve, it dumped fuel on my clothes.
Dude! You took a gas bath!

by shadrach269 June 6, 2009

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

whore bath

Prior to engaging in cunnelingus, a woman may cleanse herself by straddling a sink.

"Hoooold on, i need to take a whore bath before you head on down south!"

by Lil' October 28, 2003