Blue Ribbon Ass 

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010

Blue ball surprise 

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

Blue ball surprise by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

blue hearting 

an act of playing with one's feelings; leading them on but you have no intention of getting it on with them

"gurrrrrl this guy is so into me but I'm just leading him on for the heck of it" "man that's a serious case of blue hearting"

blue hearting by Marah Fabellera January 4, 2016

Blue Canoe 

When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.

Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.

Blue Canoe by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans

2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress

blue douche by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019

Blue Bean

The female version of blue balls. The female clitoris swells due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm by their partner. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by sexual intercourse or flicking the bean.

Seriously Matt is the worst. He’s always giving me blue bean, but is mad when I give him blue balls. I wish he would just finish me already.

Blue Bean by Macaroni with the pot May 20, 2021

Blue Bomber 

Slang term for Viagra

"Because from time to time i like throw back a few blue bombers and hit out on the town!"
-Bob Kelso

Blue Bomber by Hydrocodone January 21, 2009