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penguins taste like babies 

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

Barbeque-sionist 

A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.

Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.
"Wow, you're a really good barbeque-sionist ..."
Barbeque-sionist by barbeque-sionist February 16, 2010

barbecue 

The first thing a cashier will guess if you're buying hot dogs and buns, when really you're just a fucking bachelor.
Cashier: Having a barbecue?
Bachelor: ...no.
barbecue by Douglas Young October 27, 2007

CTY Babies 

A baby made while at CTY. It is very hard to find a place to make a baby at CTY, however it can be done with some cunning and skill, of which there is abundance at CTY. Some of the best places/time are while everyone is at dinner or in the many tunnels of the HUB
John and Jane had on of the first ever CTY Babies. He came back to CTY and was my RA last year.
CTY Babies by Potatoe August 13, 2006

crapping out babies 

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.
"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."
crapping out babies by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009

Retarded Animal Babies 

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.
"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."
Retarded Animal Babies by Raptor October 21, 2003