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Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 4, 2011
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Let’s Go Brandon

A battle cry of MAGA white supremacist NPCs. Not worth listening to.
Reporter: The minimum age for vaccines has been lowered to age 5.
MAGAts: Let’s Go Brandon! FJB!
by a random eggplant November 20, 2021
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Brandon Fontaine

Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!
by bfun247 June 5, 2011
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Brandon anarchy

A punk rock band singer half black half Italian. Has super fucking swag. Part of the band never in November.
Person1:U going to that concert I heard Brandon anarchy's gonna be there

Person2Fuck yes
by That7kid December 31, 2011
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brandon and kate

Brandon and Kate make the best couple. They fight but love each other so much. Its an instant attraction . They're both so perfect for one another cause they are so different from each other they just make each other complete. Nothing can separate them.
Brandon and Kate are the cutest couple I've ever seen !
by xoWild Childxo November 1, 2013
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Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.
Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon
by MrToasty November 5, 2015
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Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up
Damn fuckin Brandon!
by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016
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