Mochi America 

A demon sent to kill us all

Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids

Mochi America by Original Name July 17, 2021

captain america swirly 

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back

i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

captain america swirly by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022

The Misses Nutritious America 

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

The Misses Nutritious America by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

National Cardoor Slammers Of America 

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.

Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

National Cardoor Slammers Of America by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010

Travel Centers of America

Also known as "TA" for short, Travel Centers of America own many truck stops nation wide including Petro. Like Petro, these stops cater to drivers with such amenities as showers, restaurants, movie rooms and truck service bays. Not known for their cleanliness or friendliness, but rather their overly expensive prices and hookers that roam the back truck parking lots.

Driver 1: I just paid $4 for a liter of soda in the store.
Driver 2: Tell me about it, and the cashier was a bitch. I think I'm going to go shit all over the bathroom walls. This is the last time I'm stopping at Travel Centers of America.

Travel Centers of America by untiedsox February 28, 2011

salute to america 

When a man gets a blowjob while wearing a powdered wig and holding a musket and both people sing the last part of the star spangled banner while he finishes..."for the laaaaaaand of the free! and the home of the brrrrraaaaaaave!"

George and Martha were late to the party because she was giving him a salute to america.

salute to america by xjoseporvidax July 3, 2014

United States of America

A nation that can be defined in a single word: azsefutema'a'futefut w ssh.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States of America

United States of America by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 10, 2022