A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.
"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
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