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Aw Tits In My Asshole

An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.
** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !
by DeeeeeeWestC January 15, 2011
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ashley

a super hot, sexy girl that every guy wishes he could date. she could get any guy she wants. she is probably a cheerleader, but is good at any sport. ashley is someone very popular and everyone wants to be her friends with. shes gorgoeus and has super sexy abbs! she has a perfect body, perfect skin, and a flawless personality to go with it. ashley is a gorgeous individual who EVERYONE would kill to be. shes sexy as hell and really good at fucking!
"damn look at that sexy girl over there!"
"i just wanna fuck her so hard bruh!"
"DAMN SHES SEXY!" "her names probably ashley"
by sexybabe4273 November 15, 2011
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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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ashley

ashley can drink 10 straight shots of vodka..fuckin hardcore. i would do her
by dontuseyou May 25, 2009
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considerate asshole

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
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torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.
After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.
by vernpus December 29, 2007
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Ashley Horne

Ashley Neil Horne is in the band 'The Midnight Beast' with stefan abingdon and dru wakely.

He is the fittest member of the band and was also in doctor who (the next doctor: episode) and eastenders and genie in the house. He is an awesome person with awesome hair
Boy 1: I wish i was as fit as ashley horne
by TMB 1-Litter 0 September 1, 2011
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