person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom

your mom by getlost54321 September 13, 2022

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Your Mom

Your Mom (also "Your Mother") refers to an cosmic, interdimensional, all-powerful entity with the capacity to destroy entire realities in an instant. Not to be mistaken with your biological human mother.

Avengers Assemble. Your Mom is coming to this reality. We need to stop him and save our world.

Your Mom by Nightwatch2007 September 19, 2022

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Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

Your mom by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

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your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

your mom by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

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