When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
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The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
by Zachary M. McComb January 22, 2009
Get the Twilight Tool mug.On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
Get the simple tool mug.A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.
Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool
by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010
Get the Phone Tool mug.The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
by Nickola15 July 13, 2010
Get the Blue Tool mug.A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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