shake a tit

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

by henry lynn February 28, 2005

party tits

Having saline injected into the breasts in order to temporarily enlarge them.

Girl #1: My tits feel weird.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: I did Party Tits at the share this weekend.
Girl #2: What??
Girl #1: Party Tits. You get saline injected into them, and they get really big. It wears off in a few days. The guys love it.

by chrissy c September 4, 2006

Death Tits

deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.

Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

right tit

1.a slang used by a unknown British assassin to explain how awful someone looks in a outfit

2. The right breast that men often or girls like to lick.

3. A hop hat idiot

Evie: And you would look right tit in it

Jacob: urgh.. Oh Evie

by EbieFuckingFrye May 30, 2016

Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

by Bus36 January 29, 2006

stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

thunder tits

1. the magical power of shooting lightning bolts out of the nipples
2. a girl who shows off a lot to impress males in order to have sex with them

wow look at thunder tits over there she's bareing it all just for that douche

by killmeihavenolife21 May 6, 2010