Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Q: Why on earth would you want to play "Für Elise" on an HP Scanner!

A: Because I can

by The Smitemeister March 18, 2008

harrison trash can

A cheap, crappy Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

I don't really feel like getting drunk tonight, I will have a couple harrison trash cans.

by badwordz June 8, 2018

Two can Sam

A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.

That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.

by -V- November 10, 2007

trash can fire

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.

Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.

by Cranberry Bob November 19, 2019

Rusting my can

The process of stimulating a vagina until it is "wet" then suddenly leaving the scene. The said vagina is left to dry.

Jessica: "I swear it took Mike 15 minutes to get that condom at the gas station. I was all warmed up when he left... He has really been rusting my can."

by TheCockBrothers September 30, 2016

can like, get it

when you see someone who you think is fine and you wanna smash them. typically commented on instagram posts.

“i mean she’s old, but she can like, get it.”

by 1aljn July 15, 2018

Can I holla

To inquire if one can get it in with a particularily attractive person.

Justin: "Damn Angel, can I holla?"

by bbqs4uce April 15, 2012