Teddy

a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.

do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy

by gabby lomagi October 3, 2010

Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.

Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.

by Lionfish March 3, 2008

tedi

tedi is a lovely girl who is very beautiful and sweet. She has brown hair and brown eyes and goes to BMS. She is also loved by a boy with brown hair and brown eyes. They are the perfect couple.

tedi is sooo awesome and is perfect for him

by Tedi, perfect, nigel, awesome, eyes May 19, 2011

Tedino

A surname usually given to a homosexual.

I have feelings for alex, I think im a Tedino

by Clutch17 October 23, 2008

Teddy

Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals

"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."

by JohnSheffield April 23, 2007

teddy

Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag

Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy

by urbandickted22 January 11, 2010

Teddybears

When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.

uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."

by omgyourelikefamous July 20, 2009