virginia tech 

A manure farm in southwest Virginia with students roaming the fields, but they are hard to spot due to the high quantity of camouflage. Among the depressing, grey, lifeless buildings, students find their sole source of happiness in eating fresh, organic farm waste. No national title - they couldn't get into UVA cuz they can't spell it - SAD!!

Therapist: What brings you in today?
Virginia Tech student: Well it all started when I was accepted to both UVA and Virginia Tech...
Therapist: Yes, go on.
Virginia Tech student: ...and I chose Tech
Therapist: Oh I see

virginia tech by Jaxon Flaxon Waxon January 26, 2017

ghetto tech 

when an item is both decrepid and fashionable but considered good in an urban culture, can be used as a synonym to the word cool.

"yeh blood that boom box is propper ghetto tech like your sister what is propper peng, roll up on that, skeet skeet bareback two weeks blood"

ghetto tech by running out of names February 23, 2007

georgia tech 

Georgia Tech is the same thing as Virginia Tech only without boomcat, great college football, gorgous weather, or ridiculous parties.
You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.

Joe: I wanted to breathe smog and hit on fat asian chicks, so I went to Georgia Tech.

Marcus: Sucks for you man

georgia tech by staff July 31, 2008

virginia tech 

Ironically, "Shizzle" trailers arent't allowed in most of Blacksburg...

I think the shizzle is pissed cuz he didnt make it in to Tech

virginia tech by w00tw00t September 2, 2004

High Tech Middle Media Arts 

The sad little gangsta brother of High Tech High Media Arts. Kids who fail are sent there to fail some more and kids who fail over at that school are sent to High Tech Middle to succeed.

Poor Explorer kids having to go to school under High Tech Middle Media Arts.

High Tech Middle Media Arts by AAAHHHH!!!!!#111 February 18, 2009

Georgia Tech football 

An ACC college football program in downtown Atlanta. Most of the fans could never get in GTech if they tried, and those who can either dont know anything about football or flunk out in freshmen year.

Almost a century ago when nobody even cared about football other than Michigan and OSU, Tech was headed by coach Heisman. They won 3 of their 4 Natl titles before '53. In recent years the Yellow Jackets have been dominated by their rival UGA, losing 7 straight times '91-97 and '01-07 until the 2008 season in a fluke 3 point victory. Most fans talked crap for a full year afterwards, even though a month later they were blown out 38-3 in the Chik-Fil-A bowl by LSU, which UGA beat by 14 pts @ Baton Rouge.

Techs 2009 dream team under Paul Johnson lost once again at home to UGAs worst team of the decade (not to mention UGAs star offensive player didnt even play). Georgia Tech then went on to lose in the 2009 Orange Bowl (they did have a good record because they play mostly weak ACC teams) to Iowa, and the dream team was dead after nearly all the teams talent went pro in the 2010 NFL draft.

Georgia Tech football had their best team in 50 years for 2009 season, but Georgia still raped them and then all of Tech's talent went pro...end of story

Georgia Tech football by uga2016 April 3, 2010

v-tech 

Persians in honda civics all day!

Look at that v-tech!

v-tech by pssshhhhhhhh March 9, 2008